January 2012
Look how cute our party is
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December 2011
Johnny ily more
scandy-johnny replied to your post: He is supposed to be buying me wine and vodka…
tess girl, ily
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oy I am the designated liqour and wine buyer
having a fake is a blessing and a curse. I HATE USING IT TO BUY LIQOUR. I have a heart attack every time
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bellatrixareforkids:
so earlier i was looking at some ron caps for a graphic when i noticed something strange
uh huh right right
ok
wait what the fuck is that in the corner
hOLY SHIT
o hmy god???
I WANT TO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE
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2011 is almost over. Inbox me something you've...
A Little girl, 3 yrs. old picked up by a man...
Drunk old people at restaurants dancing on tables are my favorite kind of old people
:3 tonight is making up for today
I keep forgetting to eat. Like I’ll go a whole day without eating or noticing I havent eaten and then around dinner time I’ll remember and feel like i’m close to starvation
i need to stop forgetting -_-
You know that place between sleep and awake; that place where you can still...
– Peter Pan
Anonymous asked: OMG You are hilarious. I praise you potato goddess, you are my QUEEN.
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There is an unopened bottle of pinot noir in my...
I dont know how it got there
what
I just realized how amazing this year has been
I graduated high school
I lost a little over 76 pounds
I got into the college of my dreams
I moved to new york city after so many people told me I should just go to a florida school
I grew up and learned that no everything happens unless you make it happen, I learned to never let anyone walk all over me and that I am my own biggest fan
This year has been the best one yet, and I can’t...
i like my body when it is with your
body. It is so quite new a thing.
Muscles...
– e e cummings “i like my body when it is with your body” (via blackcarbs)
inknoisefabric asked: ahh what kind of computer do you have?! I did the exact same thing in august and spilled water on my mac and I made the mistake of taking a couple of minutes to shut it off, so I think that's what went wrong with mine. but definitely try to air it out and give it at least twelve hours before trying to turn it on again!
Lets list how horrible my day has been
woke up screaming from a bad dream where everyone hated me
thought everyone hated me
had a killer headache
and a killer stomachache
felt like crying for no reason at all
felt crazy because of this
started to watch american horror story while drinking water
sneezed and spilled the water on my brand new computer
it is now airing out and I can only hope it turns back on
my mom is going to...
Anonymous asked: You dont seem like you're having a very good day
spilled water on my computer
i am going to crawl in a hole and die now
I havent felt this sick in a long long long time
omg let me die
justjr:
Tess is dead, where can i discard her body?
Lol omg
Episode 7! And I know she's perfect. I'm anxious...
funnylittledancer replied to your post: I’m obsessed with American Horror Story
OMg what episode are you on? That show is fabulous and so fucked up. And Jessica Lange’s character? Brilliant.
I'm obsessed with American Horror Story
Obsessed
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