February 2011
Oh and also mean anon
I am in fact being the exact OPPOSITE of immature about this situation Let me tell you something I was with that boy for 3 years of my life, I loved him with every single inch of my being, gave him everything, stood up for him when people told me I was better, was by his side at every bad point in his life, listened to him, cooked for him, took care of him when he was sick, spent months figuring...
Feb 1st
Anonymous asked: lol no i haven't seen him
im just assuming
Feb 1st
Anonymous asked: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
OMG I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

that thing is d3lic0us.
i am beyo0o0o0od jealous
HAHA omg
i can't stop saying omg
the pictures. they're burning my eyes.
YOU ARE SO MUCH BETTER
maybe nick and that are meant to be together.
they both wanna make me throw up a lil

that face...
Feb 1st
Oh and mean anon if she was making fun of me then...
Feb 1st
Anonymous asked: I know heart breaks hurt and all, but you're being REALLY immature about the situation. Nick left you for another girl, yeah that sucks, but you constantly bashing his new girlfriend is not going to fix anything or actually make you feel any better. She did nothing to you. You calling her a "troll" is horrible. She's a PERSON just like you; a person with feelings, just like...
Feb 1st
Anonymous asked: lol I'm anon because... well i don't know.
im too much of an awk person

but you have to post some more of her pictures.
because if the "more you laugh the longer you love" stuff is true
DAMN i'll be alive forever
Feb 1st
Anonymous asked: HAHAHAHHA oh my god. you're trying to kill me huh.
i can't stop laughing.
what is that thing
HAHA she looks horrible. she IS a troll.
omg nick is a LOSSERRRR
HAHAHA
YOU JUST MADE MY NIGHT
you're awesome
i can't breathe.
you deserve soo much better than him if he has that thing!
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can you guys all reblog with slang from your...
mypatronusisyou: henryclay: craiggilner-: hermi0ne: neck yourself real nigga shit do work I’m hip UHHHHHHHHHHH yes all the guys make an annoying sound and then they scream “LET’S DO WORK” kill myself
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mattersfromashes asked: I'm not always sweet. I live to offend. Remember? It's just that I love you and you're one of my best friends.
This one time, i held the door open for some lady, and she said, "Well aren't you just the sweetest thing."
And I said, "Well I have killed my share of diabetics."
She just stared at me and walked away.
Feb 1st
Anonymous asked: lol whoops, yes i meant her*
but yeah, she is just... oh god. i look at her picture and i kinda want to puke a tad bit.
if he can't do better then THAT, you obvi were too too good for him

JUST LOOK AT THAT THING HAHAHHA I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
Feb 1st
Anonymous asked: HAHAHAH i just can't get over that troll. i mean i figured she was bad... BUT THAT BAD?!
and a trash bag with wheels doens't even do you justice lolol
Feb 1st
Jon why are you always so sweet. AND LOL LAWNMOWER...
 ilivetooffend replied to your post:lol wait. is that thing nicks new gf thing? LOLOLOLOL HAHAHA omg. talk about a downgraddeee First of all, you’re more like an Aston Martin. And she is more like a shopping cart with a lawnmower engine.
Feb 1st
Anonymous asked: lol wait. is that thing nicks new gf thing?
LOLOLOLOL HAHAHA
omg. talk about a downgraddeee
Feb 1st
yes and everytime you do I wish you didn't
 ilivetooffend replied to your post:you want some TMI? I spent the night with a girl a while back. When we woke up, she had turned her white sheets into the Japanese flag. I think I told you this story before.
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mattersfromashes asked: you want some TMI?
I spent the night with a girl a while back. When we woke up, she had turned her white sheets into the Japanese flag.
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Feb 1st
Omg that anon just ruined my life
EW
Feb 1st
omg this is the worst feeling ever
 azureocean replied to your post: TMI Tuesday is coming a little early your feelings = my feelings. how about when you wake up in the morning and you have to fucking waddle jump to the bathroom and pray to allah there’s a pad in there?
Feb 1st
Anonymous asked: Can I have those vaginal bloody juices in my mouth?
Feb 1st
the-crunge asked: http://nirvanaandneopets.tumblr.com/post/3042689036/my-uterus-is-bleeding-o
Feb 1st
True life let me tell you. be happy you have a...
zachwell replied to your post: TMI Tuesday is coming a little early Oh. Wow.
Feb 1st
TMI Tuesday is coming a little early
I wait when I’m on my period and I stand up and I feel like the fucking hoover damn just exploded in my pants and then I have to like waddle to the bathroom and change my pad and underwear
Feb 1st
No but guise nate is my baby
ithinkuracuntra: tessthegirlthatsapotato: Like……we talk all the damn time and I love him so damn much he was my first tumblr friend and now he’s my friend forever if he liked woman more than men we would be soulmates okay i  oh baby gurlll come here and lemme treat chu riiiteee ; ) ! ! ! papa chulo no no lemme treat CHUUU rit ;)
Feb 1st
No but guise nate is my baby
Like……we talk all the damn time and I love him so damn much he was my first tumblr friend and now he’s my friend forever if he liked woman more than men we would be soulmates okay i
Feb 1st
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IAN I MISS YOU SO DAMN MUCH
 ianlikes replied to your post: NATE IS BACK NATE IS BACK i miss you two
Feb 1st
ju r so velcome mami
 ithinkuracuntra replied to your post: NATE IS BACK NATE IS BACK aw jor so sweet papi
Feb 1st
NATE IS BACK NATE IS BACK
http://www.ithinkuracuntra.tumblr.com FOLLOW HIM RIGHT NOW OR ELSE NATE IS BACKKKKK
Feb 1st
hahaha oh goodness creeper. Me too. SET HIM ON...
 teatimewithtigers replied to your photo: why do we have 5 mutual friends go away Should I set him on fire? Although I do agree, you are gorgeous love haha block  teatimewithtigers replied to your post:hahah he sounds like a rapist. Oh by the way still haven’t figured out what to do about government He called me baby in the facebook message -__- And government makes me angry
Feb 1st
haha my protector
 ilivetooffend replied to your photo: why do we have 5 mutual friends go away Tell him he has to add me first. I’ll get him to stop bothering you
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hahah he sounds like a rapist. Oh by the way still...
 teatimewithtigers replied to your photo: WUT who is this guy hahahah At least you didn’t get f/r by Collins J. Banks. Who the fuck is that
Feb 1st
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Awh I love you too for knowing the show! This show...
scarletantiquities replied to your post:Please everyone watch Miranda. It is the funniest show I have ever seen in my life. I cry laughing every single episode I love you for this. Thank you.
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Please everyone watch Miranda. It is the funniest...
Feb 1st
NO ONE GOT THE REFERENCE
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I have three tests tomorrow and three things do. I...
I think I’m what I call screwed
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MONKEY
ilivetooffend replied to your post: Poop Bubble.
Feb 1st
Poop
Feb 1st
Lol Jay texted me and that’s how I react
Feb 1st
JAY JAY JAY JAY JAY JAY JAY JAY JAY JAY JAYA
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January 2011
I think Im fucking hilarious.
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Anonymous asked: hi, you're basically my favorite blog.
& I'm happy you can joke about nick now because he seems like a douche that shouldn't make someone like you upset(:
okaybye
Jan 31st
mattersfromashes asked: What?! I'm not Jon.

FUCK! I forgot to hit anonymous!
Jan 31st
Anonymous asked: I know you don't know who I am. And you never will. I will be very careful to not mention anything that will tip you off as to who i am.

But what did you think of 'Elements Of War'? I need feed back on story, plot, characters, and whatnot...
I mean I'm sure the author would like feed back <_<
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I was trying to plug my charger in my computer and...
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