January 2011
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I am so fucki g done with all the bullshit ny mom puts me through. I cant fucking wait to move out and get away from all her shit. Tha ks for ruining my new years mom
December 2010
blancheelizabethdevereaux asked: Tess oh my god you didn't text me back I needed you where were you I need your help please save me my almost step brothers all they do all day is play video games and they get hardcore serious about it past the point of basement living nerds who live in piles of cheeto bags and empty 2 liter mountain dew bottles it's so annoying dear god please make it go away and they have their buddy...
Paige and i had so much fun tonight
We went to a greek place and we drank bahama mamas with some captain in it and danced on the tables. So much fucking fun
Im at perkins
Thought everyone should know
blancheelizabethdevereaux asked: Tess oh my god you didn't text me back I needed you where were you I need your help please save me my almost step brothers all they do all day is play video games and they get hardcore serious about it past the point of basement living nerds who live in piles of cheeto bags and empty 2 liter mountain dew bottles it's so annoying dear god please make it go away and they have their buddy...
Prepare your ovaries
mauricejulabar:
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Thisssssssssss omg
Without your phone you win the shittiest boyfriend award :)
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Oh god my computer is probably all alone in a dark room, without her cover to protect her from the cold. And the other damaged computers are probably bullying her because she’s a bit older than them and oh god she is going ti be touched my unfamiliar hands and ripped apart and she may lose some of her memory and oh god oh god I need to rescue her from this prison she was sent too
I just got a Charlie horse in my arm from ipad...
-_-
What is that anonymous thing I see on my dash. I...
“I’ve been talking to this guy with a kid. He has a house in Italy… I should get...”
– Tess (via ilivetooffend)
Basically
ilivetooffend:
ME: Do you have a skype?
HER: No. Its a Honda.
ME: Oh, ok. *walks away, trying not to die of laughter*
Oh my god.
no. It’s a honda
Omg
I can save gifs to my iPad
Life is amazing ing
It might be because I am on the phone so hope is...
mauricejulabar replied to your post: Jake my phone is being retarded
DAMNIT no computer now no phone just cut my life into pieces good god what am I going to do now
Jake my phone is being retarded
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I wish I could read more this but
I feel so god damn lonely.
There is something wrong with Nick. Idk what it is but he’s been acting so weird to everyone….
ilikespandex:
bradolf:
that picture.
Oh my god
Sharks and babies omg
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That's what I heard!! I've already seen three...
lambychops replied to your post: One haha but I only have two episodes left and then on to season two! It’s so addicting
aw I wasn’t too fond of season 2 but the 4th was amazing
One haha but I only have two episodes left and...
lambychops replied to your post: I hope Rita never leaves Dexter they’re so cute
ooh what season are you on?
I hope Rita never leaves Dexter they’re so cute
I don't sob when I see pandas though
ilivetooffend replied to your post: Old people make me sob Like on tv. I see them…
They’re people, not pandas.
Old people make me sob
Like on tv. I see them and find them so precious and then i sob
I said sac efron
Fuck you auto correct
There is no read more on an iPad but whatever
My mom is such a bitch like what the fuck. I asked her to spell something for me and she goes all crazy psycho. Jesus
I am dying without my computer wahhhh
Hi
I know. Thank god for my iPad
mauricejulabar replied to your post: I knowwwwwwwww I am dead. The apple guy made fun of me because he said I had a look of horror on my face. I wanted to cry
I WILL BEAT HIS ASS HOW DARE HE. HE OBVIOUSLY DOESN’T HAVE A TUMBLR OR HE WOULD UNDERSTAND.
I knowwwwwwwww I am dead. The apple guy made fun...
mauricejulabar replied to your post: My computer is going to at the apple store for 7 to 10 days!!!!
TESS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Also, auto correct will be raping me for the next...